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Old Mar 24, 2006, 12:46 PM // 12:46   #461
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You start bragging to chicks that you have Drok's armor and over 30 ectos, and for some odd reason they don't seem to care in the slightest.

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Old Mar 24, 2006, 01:42 PM // 13:42   #462
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when the government put a health warning on them

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Old Mar 24, 2006, 01:49 PM // 13:49   #463
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You take a sip of your pina colada and taste a short person

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Old Mar 24, 2006, 04:29 PM // 16:29   #464
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...all you can think about are assassins that fight hard and female ritualists with their bouncing chest.

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Old Mar 27, 2006, 09:01 AM // 09:01   #465
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you do!

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Old Mar 27, 2006, 09:07 AM // 09:07   #466
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..the last time that anyone posted prior today was 3 days ago o.o

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Old Mar 27, 2006, 09:41 AM // 09:41   #467
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... a big man in a funny looking outfit, talks to you in a Darth Vader voice, telling you: Don´t worry, you´ll be in saftey in no time.

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Old Mar 27, 2006, 11:15 AM // 11:15   #468
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when air spikes are a waste of energy.

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Old Mar 27, 2006, 01:24 PM // 13:24   #469
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you are the only one still using windows xp

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Old Mar 27, 2006, 01:30 PM // 13:30   #470
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you wake up and fall asleep with your face in your bowl of cereal.


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Old Mar 27, 2006, 01:32 PM // 13:32   #471
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You waited and waited and it kept getting delayed.

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Old Mar 27, 2006, 01:33 PM // 13:33   #472
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The effect of many coffee is off.

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Old Mar 27, 2006, 07:26 PM // 19:26   #473
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no one realized how great ritualists where.

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Old Mar 27, 2006, 07:29 PM // 19:29   #474
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You get owned by them

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Old Mar 27, 2006, 08:18 PM // 20:18   #475
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When you can't have any effect on the battle.

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Old Mar 27, 2006, 09:28 PM // 21:28   #476
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you get outmatched by an exact copy of your build.

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Old Mar 27, 2006, 11:45 PM // 23:45   #477
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You spam conjure phantasm with a domination mesmer

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Old Mar 28, 2006, 04:29 AM // 04:29   #478
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when you face a team full of geeks who spam their rank12 emote.

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Old Mar 28, 2006, 06:28 AM // 06:28   #479
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...when you realize Windows is a virus, not an Operating System.

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Old Mar 28, 2006, 06:43 AM // 06:43   #480
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You agrro 40 Mursaat all at the same time.

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